Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.