SHOCKED ANNA AND ELSA

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Shocked anna and elsa

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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."