Shocked anna and elsa
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.