Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.