MAGICIAN ELSA

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Magician elsa

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New jokes

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.