Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99