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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.