Happy birthday elsa
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.