Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"