SQUIRREL AND NUT

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Squirrel and nut

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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.