HAPPY SID

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Happy sid

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New jokes

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.