HUNGRY MANNY AND SID

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Hungry manny and sid

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.