HUNGRY MANNY AND SID

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Hungry manny and sid

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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.