FRIGHTENED SQUIRREL

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Frightened squirrel

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Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.