CAT PLAYING WITH LIGHT

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Cat is playing with light

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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.