CAT PLAYING WITH LIGHT

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Cat is playing with light

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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!