Ice age dinosaur
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.