ELLIE MAMMOTH WILL BE THE MOMMY

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Ellie mammoth will be the mommy

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New jokes

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99