ANGRY SQUIRREL

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New jokes

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!