Baby and sid fighting
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"