BABY AND SID FIGHTING

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Baby and sid fighting

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New jokes

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.