CAT ON THE CARPET

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Cat on the carpet

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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.