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New jokes

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.