Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.