Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.