CLEANING THE TEETH

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Cleaning the teeth

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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.