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New jokes

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.