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Walking monsters

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Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.