Cat hiding in couch
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.