NEMO WITH DAD

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Nemo with dad

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Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.