NEMO WITH DAD

Nemo with dad

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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.