NEMO IS WATCHING

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Nemo is watching

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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"