SHOCKED DORI

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Shocked dori

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Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!