You so totally rock Squirt
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.