Cat travels in the capitals
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."