CATS RIDING THE BIKE

Cats are riding the bicycle

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Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!