ANGRY CAT

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Angry white cat with candy

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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.