Cat is carrying kitty cat in mouth
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.