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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"