Kitty cat raising paws
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.