CAT DOING THE NAILS

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Black cat is doing the nails

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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.