White cat play on the piano
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.