CAT WITH PIANO

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White cat play on the piano

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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.