White cat play on the piano
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.