CATS BEHIND THE WINDOW

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Cats are standing behind the window

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New jokes

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"