Cats are standing behind the window
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Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."