Cats are standing behind the window
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"