CATS WITH WATER MELON

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Cats with water melon on head

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New jokes

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left