CATS ON THE BED

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Cats are watching on the bed

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Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99