CATS PLAY ON THE PIANO

Cats play on the piano

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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.