CATS PLAY ON THE PIANO

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Cats play on the piano

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Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.