CATS PLAY ON THE PIANO

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Cats play on the piano

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New jokes

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.