CAT WITH PAIL

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Cat with pail on the head

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New jokes

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.