CATS FIGHTING

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Cats have the fight

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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"