Two cats looking on themselves behind the window
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"