CAT PLAYS WITH THE TAIL

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Cat plays with the tail

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DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.