CAT PYRAMID

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Cat pyramid

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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."