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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.