Cats on man beard
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."