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New jokes

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!