Cats dancing while boy is playing on trumpet
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.