CATS WITH CLAUN

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Cats with desperated claun

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Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!