CAT IS EATING FROM HAND

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Cat is eating from hand

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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.